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TheFuture wrote:

AbeVigodaLive wrote:

TheFuture wrote:

FNG wrote:

AbeVigodaLive wrote:No offense.

But I'd have preferred a haiku.

Hey, I'm Irish, abe. We eat a lot of potatoes and drink a lot of Guinness, but we don't do haiku.

Murphy's all day. Also very Irish and love potatoes. Haiku is too complicated after a few pints, a few shots, and a hearty meal.

You yahoos are nuts.
Although Guinness is sublime.
Haikus are awesome.

Give me your best Haiku, but only after you go buy some Murphys, Beamish, and Guiness and test them all.

I'm not your monkey.
Do not tell me what to do.
I tried all those stouts.

AbeVigodaLive wrote:

TheFuture wrote:

AbeVigodaLive wrote:

TheFuture wrote:

FNG wrote:

AbeVigodaLive wrote:No offense.

But I'd have preferred a haiku.

Hey, I'm Irish, abe. We eat a lot of potatoes and drink a lot of Guinness, but we don't do haiku.

Murphy's all day. Also very Irish and love potatoes. Haiku is too complicated after a few pints, a few shots, and a hearty meal.

You yahoos are nuts.
Although Guinness is sublime.
Haikus are awesome.

Give me your best Haiku, but only after you go buy some Murphys, Beamish, and Guiness and test them all.

I'm not your monkey.
Do not tell me what to do.
I tried all those stouts.

Abe answers the bell with 2 excellent entries...don't mess with him tonight.

Future, I'm actually a Murphy's guy too. But there's something about the art form the bartenders over there have made out of drawing a Guinness...seems like it takes forever if you're really thirsty, but it's part of the charm. I also like Southwick's if I'm going a little lighter, and Bushmill's has replaced Jameson's as my go-to whiskey.


(not until Easter though, because I'm a no booze guy during Lent)

AbeVigodaLive wrote:

TheFuture wrote:

AbeVigodaLive wrote:

TheFuture wrote:

FNG wrote:

AbeVigodaLive wrote:No offense.

But I'd have preferred a haiku.

Hey, I'm Irish, abe. We eat a lot of potatoes and drink a lot of Guinness, but we don't do haiku.

Murphy's all day. Also very Irish and love potatoes. Haiku is too complicated after a few pints, a few shots, and a hearty meal.

You yahoos are nuts.
Although Guinness is sublime.
Haikus are awesome.

Give me your best Haiku, but only after you go buy some Murphys, Beamish, and Guiness and test them all.

I'm not your monkey.
Do not tell me what to do.
I tried all those stouts.

That was hilarious. But what's funnier is choosing an odd looking Obama as your profile picture.

Jester is tired
Guess I'll make a captain coke
Fall asleep at half