monsterpile wrote:BizarroJerry wrote:TheSP wrote:BizarroJerry wrote:TheSP wrote:BizarroJerry wrote:I would take 60 year old Larry Bird right now over Wiggins. I bet Larry could still hit 37% 3 pointers.
It's sad, but TheSP is a better value on a league minimum contract that Wiggins, and TheSP has absolutely no basketball skill whatsoever!
Yep. And The SP probably would wanna dunk it right?
Want to dunk? Of course. Capable of dunking? How much are we going to lower the rim?
I think I could probably dunk a volleyball. Does that mean I'm still cool?
I dunked a volleyball once on a really bent down old rim. It was pretty cool. My best dunks were on my Nerf hoop listening to Sioux Falls Skyforce games or more recently cookies.
Monster, you're probably the only one here who's listened to a Skyforce game! Speaking of that, Bill Simmons suggested a high dunk contest for the all star game. You would just raise the rim until you get a winner. Why can't this happen? Who would win?