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monsterpile wrote:
ItsJustSoSab wrote:
TheSP wrote:Wigs nailed it, it's all the shitty fans fault!


Too true. If only Monsterpile posted 10 more times a day we'd be winning. But no, he chooses to be a lazy bum


It's cause I've been playing too many minutes I just can't get more posts up. I told KG I'll be an all-star poster next year!!!


Your post game is solid, but I'm hearing your outside game is weak, but I don't know you outside this forum so I cannot confirm.
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Monster definitely leads in total posts and dominates in total words. Although Cam in his prime was probably posting more per week. LST was a strong second. Abe has been pushing Monster the last month or so...
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TheSP wrote:
monsterpile wrote:
ItsJustSoSab wrote:
TheSP wrote:Wigs nailed it, it's all the shitty fans fault!


Too true. If only Monsterpile posted 10 more times a day we'd be winning. But no, he chooses to be a lazy bum


It's cause I've been playing too many minutes I just can't get more posts up. I told KG I'll be an all-star poster next year!!!


Your post game is solid, but I'm hearing your outside game is weak, but I don't know you outside this forum so I cannot confirm.


My outside game is where it all started on the plains of South Dakota. I shoveled our outside court despite the feet of snow drifts. I played through ice. I played through all those times the ball it the edge of the cement and bounced waaaaaay out into the yard and I had to go get it. I still have a scar on my middle finger from when a chain net hook impaled it. I don't get outdoors much anymore but I still got it. Nobody else can dribble their ball off their foot all the way into the street or save a ball and then crash into a chain link fence quite like this guy.
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BizarroJerry wrote:Monster definitely leads in total posts and dominates in total words. Although Cam in his prime was probably posting more per week. LST was a strong second. Abe has been pushing Monster the last month or so...


The Hockey vs. Coolbreeze thread of the ol' ESPN board days must hold the record for posts in 1 day. Uffda, nobody could respond as much, or with so much words as those two in a heated exchange
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monsterpile wrote:
TheSP wrote:
monsterpile wrote:
ItsJustSoSab wrote:
TheSP wrote:Wigs nailed it, it's all the shitty fans fault!


Too true. If only Monsterpile posted 10 more times a day we'd be winning. But no, he chooses to be a lazy bum


It's cause I've been playing too many minutes I just can't get more posts up. I told KG I'll be an all-star poster next year!!!


Your post game is solid, but I'm hearing your outside game is weak, but I don't know you outside this forum so I cannot confirm.


My outside game is where it all started on the plains of South Dakota. I shoveled our outside court despite the feet of snow drifts. I played through ice. I played through all those times the ball it the edge of the cement and bounced waaaaaay out into the yard and I had to go get it. I still have a scar on my middle finger from when a chain net hook impaled it. I don't get outdoors much anymore but I still got it. Nobody else can dribble their ball off their foot all the way into the street or save a ball and then crash into a chain link fence quite like this guy.


After reading this beautiful post I can safely say that your sir are no "shitty fan"!
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ItsJustSoSab wrote:
monsterpile wrote:
TheSP wrote:
monsterpile wrote:
ItsJustSoSab wrote:
TheSP wrote:Wigs nailed it, it's all the shitty fans fault!


Too true. If only Monsterpile posted 10 more times a day we'd be winning. But no, he chooses to be a lazy bum


It's cause I've been playing too many minutes I just can't get more posts up. I told KG I'll be an all-star poster next year!!!


Your post game is solid, but I'm hearing your outside game is weak, but I don't know you outside this forum so I cannot confirm.


My outside game is where it all started on the plains of South Dakota. I shoveled our outside court despite the feet of snow drifts. I played through ice. I played through all those times the ball it the edge of the cement and bounced waaaaaay out into the yard and I had to go get it. I still have a scar on my middle finger from when a chain net hook impaled it. I don't get outdoors much anymore but I still got it. Nobody else can dribble their ball off their foot all the way into the street or save a ball and then crash into a chain link fence quite like this guy.


After reading this beautiful post I can safely say that your sir are no "shitty fan"!


Yeah, but he ain't all that smart, you play hockey on ice not BB.
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AbeVigodaLive wrote:Excuses:

1) It was about 80 degrees warmer in Orlando than Minnesota. Considering how all of the Wolves players love living here so much... I mean why wouldn't these guys from warmer climates, many from more very diverse cities not instantly warm to a hockey community with frigid temperatures that turn our extra pale faces a balmy shade of red?

They longed to take their kids and beautiful wives sledding at the local park with the other neighborhood families. Instead, they had to spend it at a hotel in a city that's really warm before heading to that super boring and staid city known as New Orleans where they'll be forced to stay for at least an extra night since they don't play again until Monday... and be surrounded by horny drunk chicks showing off their boobies.

2) - The Magic might have lost between 53 and 62 games per season for many years now... but that was against everybody else. They know they're going to be battling the Wolves for a lottery pick most years, so beating them is doubly important because it affects both teams' position. So it's no wonder why this team who wins at a 30% clip vs. everybody else suddenly wins at a 92% clip vs. the Wolves.

3) Khem Birch played more minutes than he has for a month. When the Magic unleash their secret weapon like that... the opposing team has no shot. (Don't know who Khem Birch is? He's the Magic's 6'9" undersized backup to the backup center who literally had no chance of stopping KAT last night. Maybe you missed him because KAT only got the ball occasionally against Birch.)

4) Thibs. The worst coach in the history of the league can't be jettisoned without some lasting residue left behind. Don't worry, most of the problems of the Thibs regime will be almost completely gone by 2024.

5) The Wolves are playing their 4th/5th string PGs. (Ooops. That one is real. Don't know how that slipped in there.)


That heat will getcha. I bet they turned off the AC in the arena, just to give the Magic an unfair advantage over us!
All the teams seem to have a secret weapon player that they choose to unleash on the our poor Wolves.
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Tonights excuse against the Pelicans:

Trading their players and becoming sellers while the whole team is left in limbo due to the AD situation, was all part of a nefarious Pelicans plan in order to confuse our Wolves. They pretended to be waving the white flag, only to strike us when we let our guard down. Dirty move by those birds
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TheSP wrote:
ItsJustSoSab wrote:
monsterpile wrote:
TheSP wrote:
monsterpile wrote:
ItsJustSoSab wrote:
TheSP wrote:Wigs nailed it, it's all the shitty fans fault!


Too true. If only Monsterpile posted 10 more times a day we'd be winning. But no, he chooses to be a lazy bum


It's cause I've been playing too many minutes I just can't get more posts up. I told KG I'll be an all-star poster next year!!!


Your post game is solid, but I'm hearing your outside game is weak, but I don't know you outside this forum so I cannot confirm.


My outside game is where it all started on the plains of South Dakota. I shoveled our outside court despite the feet of snow drifts. I played through ice. I played through all those times the ball it the edge of the cement and bounced waaaaaay out into the yard and I had to go get it. I still have a scar on my middle finger from when a chain net hook impaled it. I don't get outdoors much anymore but I still got it. Nobody else can dribble their ball off their foot all the way into the street or save a ball and then crash into a chain link fence quite like this guy.


After reading this beautiful post I can safely say that your sir are no "shitty fan"!


Yeah, but he ain't all that smart, you play hockey on ice not BB.


I never really learned to skate...at least not that well. Back then all I wanted to do was hoop. I have some pretty good floor hockey game though.
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-Wiggins just needs more time, he has great athletic ability, he'll figure it out!

-Wiggins shot will come around, he's still really young!

-It's cold outside, players don't like cold.

-It's all Butlers fault.

-Thibs is haunting the players in their dreams.
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