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KiwiMatt wrote:

SameOldNudityDrew wrote:I'll get us started with a few guesses.

Bloop Oracle-You have an uncanny ability to predict when people will screw stuff up. Maybe because you've seen our front office do it so many times.

Q12543-Star Trek: TNG fan. But 12,542 others beat you to it.

lipoli390-You grew up in Tripoli and as a kid you earned a reputation for talking back to adults, who gave you this nickname.

KiwiMatt-Obviously, you are from New Zealand. And your name is Jim. Too easy.

Wow Drew, how'd you figure out my name is actually Jim and I'm from Australia?

Wait, what? I'm confused. Are you joking too, or is that true? Actually, don't answer that until May 22!

I was trying to make a joke. I figured it was pretty obvious you were a New Zealander named Matt so I thought I'd play dumb for laughs and go with Jim. Now I'm wondering if we have another "Doug" situation here! And (on May 22!) I'll be curious to hear if you're Australian, then what's with the Kiwi reference and the penguin in the All-Blacks shirt. Wouldn't that be like a Minnesotan named Jeff calling himself CheeseheadFreddy and wearing a Packers uniform?

thedoper wrote:

Carlos Danger wrote:thedoper - loves to roll some smoke :-)

I dont get it

https://www.merriam-webster.com/dictionary/doper

https://www.urbandictionary.com/define.php?term=roll%20smoke

TheSP wrote:MonsterPile - Single handedly caused last years TP shortage.

Under rated comment - well played. And did this site just fix the like button for the first time in 10 years or was I not paying attention before? Regardless - thumbs up.

Carlos Danger wrote:

TheSP wrote:MonsterPile - Single handedly caused last years TP shortage.

Under rated comment - well played. And did this site just fix the like button for the first time in 10 years or was I not paying attention before? Regardless - thumbs up.

I never remember seeing it. Is our mod back??

Phenom's_Revenge wrote:TheFuture

What the fans always look to. . .

What could have been. Every God damn year...

Carlos Danger-There are only two possibilities for who you are. You could be a creepy middle-aged politician who torpedoed your career by sending dick picks to college girls, then torpedoed your attempted comeback a couple years later by sending dick picks to high school girls, and then torpedoed your marriage a couple years after that by sending dick picks to a woman while your 3-year-old son was in bed next to you. Or you could be a dude who thought it would be a good idea to use the same alias used by a creepy middle-aged politician who torpedoed his career by sending dick picks to college girls, and then torpedoed his attempted comeback a couple years later by sending dick picks to high school girls, and then torpedoed his marriage a couple years after that by sending dick picks to another woman while his 3-year-old son was in bed next to him.

I'm not sure which would be worse. Either way, thanks for picking a relatively discrete profile pic for the board.

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Anthony_Weiner_sexting_scandals

SameOldNudityDrew wrote:Carlos Danger-There are only two possibilities for who you are. You could be a creepy middle-aged politician who torpedoed your career by sending dick picks to college girls, then torpedoed your attempted comeback a couple years later by sending dick picks to high school girls, and then torpedoed your marriage a couple years after that by sending dick picks to a woman while your 3-year-old son was in bed next to you. Or you could be a dude who thought it would be a good idea to use the same alias used by a creepy middle-aged politician who torpedoed his career by sending dick picks to college girls, and then torpedoed his attempted comeback a couple years later by sending dick picks to high school girls, and then torpedoed his marriage a couple years after that by sending dick picks to another woman while his 3-year-old son was in bed next to him.

I'm not sure which would be worse. Either way, thanks for picking a relatively discrete profile pic for the board.

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Anthony_Weiner_sexting_scandals

You are getting warmer....

Carlos Danger wrote:

SameOldNudityDrew wrote:Carlos Danger-There are only two possibilities for who you are. You could be a creepy middle-aged politician who torpedoed your career by sending dick picks to college girls, then torpedoed your attempted comeback a couple years later by sending dick picks to high school girls, and then torpedoed your marriage a couple years after that by sending dick picks to a woman while your 3-year-old son was in bed next to you. Or you could be a dude who thought it would be a good idea to use the same alias used by a creepy middle-aged politician who torpedoed his career by sending dick picks to college girls, and then torpedoed his attempted comeback a couple years later by sending dick picks to high school girls, and then torpedoed his marriage a couple years after that by sending dick picks to another woman while his 3-year-old son was in bed next to him.

I'm not sure which would be worse. Either way, thanks for picking a relatively discrete profile pic for the board.

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Anthony_Weiner_sexting_scandals

You are getting warmer....

Am I off because I misspelled "pics?"

SameOldNudityDrew wrote:

Carlos Danger wrote:

SameOldNudityDrew wrote:Carlos Danger-There are only two possibilities for who you are. You could be a creepy middle-aged politician who torpedoed your career by sending dick picks to college girls, then torpedoed your attempted comeback a couple years later by sending dick picks to high school girls, and then torpedoed your marriage a couple years after that by sending dick picks to a woman while your 3-year-old son was in bed next to you. Or you could be a dude who thought it would be a good idea to use the same alias used by a creepy middle-aged politician who torpedoed his career by sending dick picks to college girls, and then torpedoed his attempted comeback a couple years later by sending dick picks to high school girls, and then torpedoed his marriage a couple years after that by sending dick picks to another woman while his 3-year-old son was in bed next to him.

I'm not sure which would be worse. Either way, thanks for picking a relatively discrete profile pic for the board.

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Anthony_Weiner_sexting_scandals

You are getting warmer....

Am I off because I misspelled "pics?"

Carlos Danger wrote:

SameOldNudityDrew wrote:

Carlos Danger wrote:

SameOldNudityDrew wrote:Carlos Danger-There are only two possibilities for who you are. You could be a creepy middle-aged politician who torpedoed your career by sending dick picks to college girls, then torpedoed your attempted comeback a couple years later by sending dick picks to high school girls, and then torpedoed your marriage a couple years after that by sending dick picks to a woman while your 3-year-old son was in bed next to you. Or you could be a dude who thought it would be a good idea to use the same alias used by a creepy middle-aged politician who torpedoed his career by sending dick picks to college girls, and then torpedoed his attempted comeback a couple years later by sending dick picks to high school girls, and then torpedoed his marriage a couple years after that by sending dick picks to another woman while his 3-year-old son was in bed next to him.

I'm not sure which would be worse. Either way, thanks for picking a relatively discrete profile pic for the board.

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Anthony_Weiner_sexting_scandals

You are getting warmer....

Am I off because I misspelled "pics?"

God damn it. I was seriously planning to eat a bratwurst tonight before I saw that.