TheSP wrote:Before I get to far into the halftime plans let me be sure, strippers are not okay?
You have creative license. Just as long as there are no midgets or unicycles involved, pretty much anything goes.
Thankfully I told the midgets I expected they would be part of the show, but up to that point it was only written in pencil. I asked them if they knew why it was written in pencil? The replied "because your dumb ass didn't bring a pen". They were correct of course, but that wasn't my damn point.
LOL, great stuff SP. Now you know why I hired you for entertainment!
(by the way Sam Mitchell wants a word with you....I'll ask Monster to moderate).
Carlos Danger wrote:It's all shaping up nicely. I think our interest expense on a $626M loan will be rougly $30-40M/year. Then we have to pay the players...let's say $100M/year because we'll want a good team. Looks like Revenues are roughly $128M/year...so we are cutting it close. But luckily, there shouldn't be any other big expenses outside of interest expense and players -right? :-) This is just too easy. Why didn't we do this a long time ago.
(don't forget about the legal expenses we need to set aside for the lawsuits against Abe).
Good point. I'll talk to Khans aka Head of Contract negotiations. I have full faith in his ability to get our $100M salary expense for $90M with his negotiating. We'll divert most of the $10M he saves us to an escrow account for future Sexual Harassment lawsuits Abe will likely incur with his interactions with the cheer squad. Of course, we could always try to head that off by getting Abe some sensitivity training from Monster in HR. Might be worth a shot. Then we could used that $5M to pay ourselves a nice salary instead!
Okay so as interim coach I'm going to immediately begin to feud with LST and Lip for not getting me the power forward I need. I'm going to leak things to the media about their personal lives in hopes of eventually getting all three titles. Then I can build this thing my way.
CoolBreeze44 wrote:Okay so as interim coach I'm going to immediately begin to feud with LST and Lip for not getting me the power forward I need. I'm going to leak things to the media about their personal lives in hopes of eventually getting all three titles. Then I can build this thing my way.
(first they have to hire you! But since you're the only candidate that you've found so far, I'm thinking they might just give you the job, so long as you pass the short quiz. I know you studied stats in college, so you should get the answer to the first question: Which number is larger - 2 or 3?)
CoolBreeze44 wrote:Okay so as interim coach I'm going to immediately begin to feud with LST and Lip for not getting me the power forward I need. I'm going to leak things to the media about their personal lives in hopes of eventually getting all three titles. Then I can build this thing my way.
(first they have to hire you! But since you're the only candidate that you've found so far, I'm thinking they might just give you the job, so long as you pass the short quiz. I know you studied stats in college, so you should get the answer to the first question: Which number is larger - 2 or 3?)
Are we talking about the raw value of each number, or their intrinsic value?
