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Let's play a game. Ostensibly, the goal of the game is to correctly guess the reason why each of us picked the profile name we use on this board. In practice, it will probably be an opportunity to make jokes.

Alphabetically, I've listed the names of as many people as I could find below. To compete, simply reply to this thread, identify the name(s) you'd like to take a stab at, and then give your best guess (or your best joke). Let's avoid animosity and oversensitivity. If I missed your name, just let us know in the thread and I'll try to edit it into the original post.

Then, on May 22, the first day of the playoffs, I invite everybody here to give the ACTUAL explanation for how they picked the name they use on this board. Then we'll see if anybody came close to guessing the real meanings behind our names. Please don't reveal the real meaning behind your name until then.

[list]
[*] 60WinTim
[*] AbeVigodaLive
[*] BizarroJerry
[*] bleedspeed177
[*] BloopOracle
[*] Camden0916
[*] Carlos Danger
[*] CoolBreeze44
[*] crazysauce
[*] D-Loser
[*] D'Natagal
[*] Duke13
[*] FNG
[*] Hicks123
[*] ItsJustSoSab
[*] JasonIsDaMan
[*] jester1534
[*] kekgeek1
[*] KG4Ever
[*] khans2k5
[*] KiwiMatt
[*] leado01
[*] lipoli390
[*] monsterpile
[*] mrhockey89
[*] papalrep
[*] Phenom's_Revenge
[*] PorkChop
[*] Q12543
[*] SameOldNudityDrew
[*] sjm34
[*] Tactical unit
[*] thedoper
[*] TheFuture
[*] TheSP
[*] Volans19
[*] WildWolf2813
[*] WolvesFan21
[*] worldk
[/list]

I'll get us started with a few guesses.

Bloop Oracle-You have an uncanny ability to predict when people will screw stuff up. Maybe because you've seen our front office do it so many times.

Q12543-Star Trek: TNG fan. But 12,542 others beat you to it.

lipoli390-You grew up in Tripoli and as a kid you earned a reputation for talking back to adults, who gave you this nickname.

KiwiMatt-Obviously, you are from New Zealand. And your name is Jim. Too easy.

Ha, this has potential to be a fun thread!

60WinTim - That's really not a good record for the Twins.

BizzaroJerry - I always thought Tom was the crazy one.

FNG- You are a Friendly New Guy. Perfect name.

D-Loser - I think D-cups are winners but what do I know?

FNG wrote:Ha, this has potential to be a fun thread!

FNG-I was going to guess you were a https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Mycologymycologist, but now I'm going to say everybody calls you "fun guy," FNG, because you think everything is fun, even dumb games like this!

Mr Hockey 89 is Trent Klatt. He had a nice career in the pros and is known for being a grinder winger.

MonsterPile - Single handedly caused last years TP shortage.

TheSP has a "Thespians do it on stage" bumper sticker. His portrayal of "The Elephant Man" and his supporting role in "The importance of being Ernest" are performances most of us could only dream of achieving.

* Tactical Unit - What his wife calls his junk
* Papalrep - The world's leading mouthpiece for the Pope. When his mouth opens, it is the word of God.
* 60WinTim - Because 72WinTim would be dumb.
* AbeVigodaLive - Because you are a fan of Cheers?
* PorkChop - You grew up in Iowa where they know how to cut a real pork chop. Gotta love the Iowa Chops.

Great thread Drew:

monsterpile - Let's just say the water splashed halfways up his back

thedoper - Moved to Colorado as soon as MaryJane became legal. Diet consists of a variety of edibles and doritos

Camden0916 - The area around his house is simply known as Camden Yards

crazysauce - Got tired of being called weaksauce, had a breakdown

Q12453 - Lives in Maybrook, NY - enjoys quiche

Hicks123 - Big Aaron Hicks fan, has trouble counting to 4