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GDT - Okafor vs Towns

Posted: Mon Nov 23, 2015 10:49 am
by bleedspeed
Time to get that first home win.

Re: GDT - Okafor vs Towns

Posted: Mon Nov 23, 2015 11:02 am
by TAFKASP
In!

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Re: GDT - Okafor vs Towns

Posted: Mon Nov 23, 2015 11:10 am
by Q12543 [enjin:6621299]
Ahhh!!! (sheild's eyes).

I'm not sure what's more offensive, pasting Mr. Bean's face on that picture or some of the headlines on the cover. My goodness, no wonder a lot of young women have a self-image problem (end of short rant).

Re: GDT - Okafor vs Towns

Posted: Mon Nov 23, 2015 12:17 pm
by longstrangetrip [enjin:6600564]
Q12543 wrote:Ahhh!!! (sheild's eyes).

I'm not sure what's more offensive, pasting Mr. Bean's face on that picture or some of the headlines on the cover. My goodness, no wonder a lot of young women have a self-image problem (end of short rant).


I don't know...I'm quite proud of my "insane abs".

And I'm choosing not to worry about why SP has a subscription to Woman's Health magazine... :undecided:

Re: GDT - Okafor vs Towns

Posted: Mon Nov 23, 2015 12:33 pm
by TAFKASP
longstrangetrip wrote:
Q12543 wrote:Ahhh!!! (sheild's eyes).

I'm not sure what's more offensive, pasting Mr. Bean's face on that picture or some of the headlines on the cover. My goodness, no wonder a lot of young women have a self-image problem (end of short rant).


I don't know...I'm quite proud of my "insane abs".

And I'm choosing not to worry about why SP has a subscription to Woman's Health magazine... :undecided:


They're good enough for Gunny Highway, they're good enough for me!

Re: GDT - Okafor vs Towns

Posted: Mon Nov 23, 2015 1:00 pm
by longstrangetrip [enjin:6600564]
So, the 76ers are in town...the perfect cure for our winless-at-home Wolves, as they are by far the worst team in the league. They are dead last in scoring, point differential, shooting, A/TO ratio, and turnover differential. They are 25th in rebounding. It's difficult to find any measure where they even approach the league average...maybe opponent adjusted shooting percentage, where they rank a lofty 17th. (That's their new marketing campaign by the way..."Hey, we're 17th in opponents adjusted shooting percentage!") To demonstrate how poorly they shoot the basketball, they start a "shooting" guard who is shooting 33%, 28% on threes. Their numbers across the board are historically terrible numbers.

I'm not going to make a prediction for this game, because I find that beneath me. You're welcome.

We may be lamenting our home teams in Minnesota with no Wolves' home wins and the Vikings losing to the Packers yesterday, but try this on for size. The three Philly pro teams are 0-12 for the month of November. Maybe WC Fields was wrong.

Re: GDT - Okafor vs Towns

Posted: Mon Nov 23, 2015 1:06 pm
by 60WinTim
Damn, LST, you are really putting the pressure on our young Wolves! What if they flop?!?

Re: GDT - Okafor vs Towns

Posted: Mon Nov 23, 2015 1:08 pm
by longstrangetrip [enjin:6600564]
60WinTim wrote:Damn, LST, you are really putting the pressure on our young Wolves! What if they flop?!?


I made no prediction...merely reported facts. My faulty prognostication days are done, or at least on hold.

Re: GDT - Okafor vs Towns

Posted: Mon Nov 23, 2015 1:29 pm
by AbeVigodaLive
24-game losing streak vs. 14-game home losing streak...

... the sports world anxiously awaits this clash of titans.

Re: GDT - Okafor vs Towns

Posted: Mon Nov 23, 2015 1:35 pm
by BizarroJerry [enjin:6592520]
longstrangetrip wrote:
60WinTim wrote:Damn, LST, you are really putting the pressure on our young Wolves! What if they flop?!?


I made no prediction...merely reported facts. My faulty prognostication days are done, or at least on hold.


Ok I'll make one, KMart will hunt for more than 1 foul tonight. Pretty bold, I know.