Minnesota Sports Forum

AP - It's been reported by Stanley "Wojo" Wojciehowicz (former detective turned NBA reporter extraordinaire) that Ray Allen is in unprecedented negotiations with Cleveland and Golden State to play for both teams next season in his quest for another championship ring. According to sources from both teams, they would welcome his services on a part-time basis, rotating between teams on a 10-game basis during the regular season. In the event they meet in the Finals, which sources inside league offices have confirmed will happen, the team with the home court advantage would get him in Game 1, then he would alternate teams every game until the series is concluded (it should go all 7 games according to the source).

Upon being asked how the NBA could allow this to happen, the league source said, "It's all about co-opetition. We are very pleased to see our League engage in a practice that has become commonplace in Silicon Valley, where competitors collaborate together all the time for the higher cause of shutting out others from their industry."

Talks are expected to be finalized in the next 18-24 hours.

That is funny. Did you write that, Q?

That's epic. it makes me sorta want to start writing my fake basketball blog again.

SameOldNudityDrew wrote:That is funny. Did you write that, Q?

Yes, it's my meek attempt at satirizing the madness we are witnessing with Golden State.

Well done Q. Can we designate this the Warriors bashing thread this season?

Part of Durant's deal included helicopter rides to all home games (the Kobe clause)