SameOldNudityDrew wrote:I'll get us started with a few guesses.
Bloop Oracle-You have an uncanny ability to predict when people will screw stuff up. Maybe because you've seen our front office do it so many times.
Q12543-Star Trek: TNG fan. But 12,542 others beat you to it.
lipoli390-You grew up in Tripoli and as a kid you earned a reputation for talking back to adults, who gave you this nickname.
KiwiMatt-Obviously, you are from New Zealand. And your name is Jim. Too easy.
Wow Drew, how'd you figure out my name is actually Jim and I'm from Australia?
Wait, what? I'm confused. Are you joking too, or is that true? Actually, don't answer that until May 22!
I was trying to make a joke. I figured it was pretty obvious you were a New Zealander named Matt so I thought I'd play dumb for laughs and go with Jim. Now I'm wondering if we have another "Doug" situation here! And (on May 22!) I'll be curious to hear if you're Australian, then what's with the Kiwi reference and the penguin in the All-Blacks shirt. Wouldn't that be like a Minnesotan named Jeff calling himself CheeseheadFreddy and wearing a Packers uniform?
TheSP wrote:MonsterPile - Single handedly caused last years TP shortage.
Under rated comment - well played. And did this site just fix the like button for the first time in 10 years or was I not paying attention before? Regardless - thumbs up.
TheSP wrote:MonsterPile - Single handedly caused last years TP shortage.
Under rated comment - well played. And did this site just fix the like button for the first time in 10 years or was I not paying attention before? Regardless - thumbs up.
Carlos Danger-There are only two possibilities for who you are. You could be a creepy middle-aged politician who torpedoed your career by sending dick picks to college girls, then torpedoed your attempted comeback a couple years later by sending dick picks to high school girls, and then torpedoed your marriage a couple years after that by sending dick picks to a woman while your 3-year-old son was in bed next to you. Or you could be a dude who thought it would be a good idea to use the same alias used by a creepy middle-aged politician who torpedoed his career by sending dick picks to college girls, and then torpedoed his attempted comeback a couple years later by sending dick picks to high school girls, and then torpedoed his marriage a couple years after that by sending dick picks to another woman while his 3-year-old son was in bed next to him.
I'm not sure which would be worse. Either way, thanks for picking a relatively discrete profile pic for the board.
SameOldNudityDrew wrote:Carlos Danger-There are only two possibilities for who you are. You could be a creepy middle-aged politician who torpedoed your career by sending dick picks to college girls, then torpedoed your attempted comeback a couple years later by sending dick picks to high school girls, and then torpedoed your marriage a couple years after that by sending dick picks to a woman while your 3-year-old son was in bed next to you. Or you could be a dude who thought it would be a good idea to use the same alias used by a creepy middle-aged politician who torpedoed his career by sending dick picks to college girls, and then torpedoed his attempted comeback a couple years later by sending dick picks to high school girls, and then torpedoed his marriage a couple years after that by sending dick picks to another woman while his 3-year-old son was in bed next to him.
I'm not sure which would be worse. Either way, thanks for picking a relatively discrete profile pic for the board.
SameOldNudityDrew wrote:Carlos Danger-There are only two possibilities for who you are. You could be a creepy middle-aged politician who torpedoed your career by sending dick picks to college girls, then torpedoed your attempted comeback a couple years later by sending dick picks to high school girls, and then torpedoed your marriage a couple years after that by sending dick picks to a woman while your 3-year-old son was in bed next to you. Or you could be a dude who thought it would be a good idea to use the same alias used by a creepy middle-aged politician who torpedoed his career by sending dick picks to college girls, and then torpedoed his attempted comeback a couple years later by sending dick picks to high school girls, and then torpedoed his marriage a couple years after that by sending dick picks to another woman while his 3-year-old son was in bed next to him.
I'm not sure which would be worse. Either way, thanks for picking a relatively discrete profile pic for the board.
SameOldNudityDrew wrote:Carlos Danger-There are only two possibilities for who you are. You could be a creepy middle-aged politician who torpedoed your career by sending dick picks to college girls, then torpedoed your attempted comeback a couple years later by sending dick picks to high school girls, and then torpedoed your marriage a couple years after that by sending dick picks to a woman while your 3-year-old son was in bed next to you. Or you could be a dude who thought it would be a good idea to use the same alias used by a creepy middle-aged politician who torpedoed his career by sending dick picks to college girls, and then torpedoed his attempted comeback a couple years later by sending dick picks to high school girls, and then torpedoed his marriage a couple years after that by sending dick picks to another woman while his 3-year-old son was in bed next to him.
I'm not sure which would be worse. Either way, thanks for picking a relatively discrete profile pic for the board.
SameOldNudityDrew wrote:Carlos Danger-There are only two possibilities for who you are. You could be a creepy middle-aged politician who torpedoed your career by sending dick picks to college girls, then torpedoed your attempted comeback a couple years later by sending dick picks to high school girls, and then torpedoed your marriage a couple years after that by sending dick picks to a woman while your 3-year-old son was in bed next to you. Or you could be a dude who thought it would be a good idea to use the same alias used by a creepy middle-aged politician who torpedoed his career by sending dick picks to college girls, and then torpedoed his attempted comeback a couple years later by sending dick picks to high school girls, and then torpedoed his marriage a couple years after that by sending dick picks to another woman while his 3-year-old son was in bed next to him.
I'm not sure which would be worse. Either way, thanks for picking a relatively discrete profile pic for the board.
