A thread for pessimists!

[TAFKASP]

So, do the Wolves draft two players this year, pick on trade one for a vet, or trade both picks for vets?

C'mon, admit it, the Wolves are good at the lottery, maybe not good at winning it, or picking the best players, but no team is as consistently good at being in the lottery!

Here's another question, which team would you want to trade Wiggins to? Not for whatever the Wolves receive in return, but so their fans can get frustrated by his lack of energy!

Which defensively challenged team would you trade KAT to just so you could laugh as they pull their hair out losing 130-129!

Finally, pineapple on pizza, yes or fuck yes?

[Big O [enjin:13874644]]

you sir are a sick man...
- I believe I predicted 38 wins, therefore we will only win one more game, end up in the lottery with two picks which we will trade to the Cavs for Kevin Love's expiring contract. Love is then signed to a 5 year super-max deal.
- We will hang on to Andrew until 2020 at which time we will trade him and our 2021 first round pick for a ham sammich
- KAT is here to stay until he demands a trade after Butler refuses to re-sign after breaking Love's hand with his face after a heated discussion on matador defense.
- only if someone else is buying and I'm really really hungry.

[Q12543 [enjin:6621299]]

These rookie contracts are key for us, so I see us keeping at least one of the picks and perhaps trading the other pick + some salary for a good bench wing.

[Monster]

Pineapple on pizza heck yes I just had that Friday night at a birthday party. Way to put a positive spin on this thread! Now I want some pineapple pizza...

[Camden [enjin:6601484]]

I don't envision this franchise having more than one first-round pick to play with come this summer.

[TAFKASP]

I don't envision this franchise having more than one first-round pick to play with come this summer.

This thread is for pessimists (it's right there in the title), you obviously got lost and ended up in here by accident!

[BizarroJerry [enjin:6592520]]

Andrew Wiggins will continue to lead the league in charges not taken and fewest floor dives

[WildWolf2813]

Selling both picks because we'd be too young isn't an option?

[Monster]

Selling both picks because we'd be too young isn't an option?

We are capped at only acquiring like 5.1 million in money from teams in trades this year. That's not enough to get for all our picks. If we were gonna do that we should send all of them to some team willing to take Dieng. lol