Abe's Ridiculous Stat of the Day...

[AbeVigodaLive]

Gordon Hayward vs. Minnesota (2 games)

32.5 ppg
65% fg (22 - 34 fg)
66% 3fg (8 - 12)
100% ft (13 - 13)
5.0 reb
6.5 apg

Gordon Hayward vs. Everybody else (31 games):

9.7 ppg
39% fg
29% 3fg
87% ft
3.9 reb
3.3 apg

[kekgeek]

Andrew Wiggins becomes the 7th youngest player in NBA history to 7000 pts

[BizarroJerry [enjin:6592520]]

Andrew Wiggins becomes the 7th youngest player in NBA history to 7000 pts

In the most inefficient way

[Q12543 [enjin:6621299]]

A few Wolves maxims you can count on:

- Anyone recovering from a near career ending injury will go off on us.

- Anyone recovering from an amputation will go off on us.

- Anyone recovering from cancer will go off on us.

- Any vet signed from a different team will inevitably shoot 3's at a lower percentage with the Wolves, then promptly return to his pre-Wolves career average or better upon leaving the Wolves.

- Whatever rookie we draft, take their college or overseas shooting percentages and divide by 2. That's about what you can expect they will shoot with the Wolves.

- Wolves lottery picks have their best season their rookie or second year, then only get worse from there. Bonus maxim as an addendum to this one: The more us fans talk about their development needs, the less likely they actually develop.

- Whatever coach we hire thinks the 3 point line is a circus shot that players should only utilize in friendly games of H-O-R-S-E.

Any others I missed?

[crazy-canuck [enjin:18955461]]

A few Wolves maxims you can count on:

- Anyone recovering from a near career ending injury will go off on us.

- Anyone recovering from an amputation will go off on us.

- Anyone recovering from cancer will go off on us.

- Any vet signed from a different team will inevitably shoot 3's at a lower percentage with the Wolves, then promptly return to his pre-Wolves career average or better upon leaving the Wolves.

- Whatever rookie we draft, take their college or overseas shooting percentages and divide by 2. That's about what you can expect they will shoot with the Wolves.

- Wolves lottery picks have their best season their rookie or second year, then only get worse from there. Bonus maxim as an addendum to this one: The more us fans talk about their development needs, the less likely they actually develop.

- Whatever coach we hire thinks the 3 point line is a circus shot that players should only utilize in friendly games of H-O-R-S-E.

Any others I missed?

Guys who cant shoot 3s, dont miss when they take them against us.

[BizarroJerry [enjin:6592520]]

Abe how about a Denver and Indiana finals? What odds will you give me on that?

[AbeVigodaLive]

I'd love to see it.

It would have a very ABA vibe to it, right?

[SameOldNudityDrew]

- Any vet signed from a different team will inevitably shoot 3's at a lower percentage with the Wolves, then promptly return to his pre-Wolves career average or better upon leaving the Wolves.

At least until Derrick Rose this year! Yowzas! He's gotta fall off at some point. This is just not sustainable.

[BizarroJerry [enjin:6592520]]

I'd love to see it.

It would have a very ABA vibe to it, right?

Indeed. No LeBron. No east or west coast teams.