Would you trade TheSP and a bag of chips for Butler?

[Shumway]

Well, having a Butler at home to serve me would be nice... but I'd have to buy new chips for the butler to serve.

Wow, this is a tough one. Can I just make SP my butler and keep my chips?

[TAFKASP]

Can I just make SP my butler and keep my chips?

No.

[TAFKASP]

In a heartbeat. I will include your momma and double the chips as well.

[Shumway]

Can I just make SP my butler and keep my chips?

No.

I'm not sure that's the tone I expect from my butler... I'm really starting to reconsider if you'd be suitable for the position SP.

[KiwiMatt]

According to espn trade machine this trade doesn't work. Outgoing contract ($55,000) does not match the incoming contact ($16,407,500).

[Shumway]

According to espn trade machine this trade doesn't work. Outgoing contract ($55,000) does not match the incoming contact ($16,407,500).

But if we're below the salary cap we don't have to match salaries. Who was going to be our cap expert when we planned to buy the Wolves?

[Volans19]

Throw in some dip... and we can start serious negotiations.

Tobacco?

Or were you more thinking along the lines of green onion or ranch?

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This thread is going places.

[TAFKASP]

Can I just make SP my butler and keep my chips?

No.

I'm not sure that's the tone I expect from my butler... I'm really starting to reconsider if you'd be suitable for the position SP.

Doggy style FTW!

[TAFKASP]

According to espn trade machine this trade doesn't work. Outgoing contract ($55,000) does not match the incoming contact ($16,407,500).

$55K? You really think somebody would pay me $55k? If yes please PM me their contact info! :)

[BizarroJerry [enjin:6592520]]

According to espn trade machine this trade doesn't work. Outgoing contract ($55,000) does not match the incoming contact ($16,407,500).

$55K? You really think somebody would pay me $55k? If yes please PM me their contact info! :)

Beat me to it, I think 55K is very generous for SP's skill set.