Timberwolves Zodiac

[RUN138 [enjin:9186519]]

Hi everyone,
This is first time ever to post my thoughts on my beloved Timberwolves. I have been watching and following the team since back 1989 or Twins and Vikings. I have been reading from forums to forums espn, rube chat, MN sports, realgm, etc...
Again, I'm never posted once before but why now because I got frustrated with the coach and the system just like everybody here frustrated with players that they don't like and want them to trade away.
First of all, I'm a Chinese and sorry that my English and grammar are not good enough to someone. In Chinese culture, we love our Chinese zodiac and fengshui (numbers and directions) because it can tell you almost everything (personality, thinking, lucky, numbers, compatible and your partner matching , etc...) about that person if we know their birthday.
So of speaking, I'm not a master but have been studying it for the last 10 years and my god mom is grandmaster of the zodiac...So cut to the chased here are my thoughts about the Timberwolves starting five and the coach:
1. Alderman (dog Zodiac) is smart man, high expectation, high demanding but very stubborn (not willing to adapt)
2. Pekovic (ox zodiac) is strong and hard working (but very methodology)
3. Love is intelligence and dominate (but big ego same Derrick R, Kevin D, Steph C, Russel W, etc) (Why are they superstars because they are dragon and dragon means lucky. Their DOB is very good too 1988). (Kevin Garnet is Dragon 1976) similar path....
4. Corey B (tiger) competitiveness and very gamble (but very Sloppy)
5. Kevin M. (dog zodiac) same alderman
6. Rubio (horse zodiac) is very energetic (but easily get angered and never or rarely finished the job that's why he got bad jump shot and won't be finish product only meet the rite coaches)
7. Last, my beloved player which is everyone doesn't like JJ (rat zodiac) creative and adaptation (like Lebron J and Carmello but a lot people don't like them). Beloved coach Greg Pop (rat) willing to change and use everybody as a TEAM not like Coach Alderman (don't like rookies).
In zodiac, each animal has their compatible and incompatible:
1. Coach Alderman compatible Horse (Rubio), tiger (Corey, Luc, AJ), Rapid (Dante)
2. Coach Alderman incompatible ox(Pek), dragon (kevin L, Alexey S in dog house), Sheep (Derrick Williams) That's Alderman hate Derrick gut.
3. Why did Alderman got fire in Sacramento and Houston because their GM is born year of rat and rat like to be adapt. Alderman is too stubborn to change. (Here's a few tips: last 3 seasons Alderman kept same starting five until someone went down to injury, play the starters until almost the end of first and third quarter. He has a save game plan but won't change it during the game or at half-time just like Old professors in college keep the same tests from years to years. Also, starters know they need to pace themselves and play longer minutes so there is NO need to play defense at all. Never or rarely play zone defense to cover up our beloved Kevin Love NEVER jump or block anyone shot and only jump when the rebound is there. Never play zone can cover JJ defense ability just look back Dallas Mavericks won 2011. JJ was a starter shooting guard in finals agains D. Wade.
Also in zodiac one of the important, each animal has their SECRET friend mean they are very tight and click. They are always same page and always looking out for each other. Called set COMBINATION
1. Kevin Love (dragon) vs. Luke R (chicken)
2. Rubio (horse) vs. Derrick Williams (sheep)
3. Alexey S vs. Andre K (chicken)
4. Alderman (dog), Ronny, Kevin M vs. dante (rapid)
5. JJ(rat) vs. Pek (ox) vs. Greg Stiemsma (ox)
6. Gorgui , Robbie(snake) vs. Shabazz (monkey)
There are a lot more to it and it 's only an overview. I know some people may not like it but again every thing has a theory. This theory has been around almost 5000 years. Thanks for reading and please comments.

[worldK]

1st of all, Welcome to the board run138.. I like to share that im part chinese as well, hope you stick around here.

Now, onto your post, very interesting read. Im not into feng shui and all but it was entertaining to read your take from that point of view. Some actually jives with what we have seen so far. The last part of your post about combinations are spot on.

Hope you post here regularly and join in on the discussions we have on this board.

[markkbu [enjin:6588958]]

This is definitely a unique perspective on the Wolves. Thanks for sharing. I don't think that Rubio and Adelman are as compatible as your theory suggests.

I'm just wondering who my secret friend is......

[RUN138 [enjin:9186519]]

Google secret friend chinese zodiac
Zodiac Clash Secret Friend Ally Ally
Rat Horse Ox Dragon Monkey
Ox Sheep Rat Snake Rooster
Tiger Monkey Pig Horse Dog
Rabbit Rooster Dog Sheep Pig
Dragon Dog Rooster Monkey Rat
Snake Pig Monkey Rooster Ox
Horse Rat Sheep Dog Tiger
Sheep Ox Horse Pig Rabbit
Monkey Tiger Snake Rat Dragon
Rooster Rabbit Dragon Ox Snake
Dog Dragon Rabbit Tiger Horse
Pig Snake Tiger Rabbit Sheep

[longstrangetrip [enjin:6600564]]

Ni hou, RUN138...huan ying guang lin. Ni zhu nali?

[Papalrep]

http://www.classicflix.com/images/chan4.jpg

Brilliant Post. I know who our next coach should be to figure out this mess

[RUN138 [enjin:9186519]]

Ni hou...Sorry, i don't speak mandarin but catonese.

Answer questions why our GM draft or didn't draft.

GM kevin mchale draft Kevin Garnet and trade for Kevin Love (chicken vs. dragon again secret friends) but no Brandon Roy (rat), Ray Allen (rapid), Oj MayO (rapid) which who are opposite with chicken.

David Kahn (ox) sign brandon roy (rat), JJ barea (rat) (ox and rat are secret friends), draft John Flynn (snake) but no Steph Curry (dragon). Why Kahn didn't give Love five years max...Ox and Dragon are opposite.

[Lipoli390]

RUN138 -- I join Worldk in welcoming you to this Board. Keep posting!

[JDvikes [enjin:6536888]]

This is unlike anything I have read on these boards and I fucking LOVED it! Keep it up and welcome.

[Phenom]

Epic stuff, I love it!