Center 1) 16.3 ppg / 7.0 reb / 62.8% fg / 50% 3fg ... 29.8 PER... recently signed MINIMUM contract.
vs.
Center 2) 16.4 ppg / 9.2 reb / 42.6% fg / 45% 3fg ... 15.4 PER... recently signed MAXIMUM contract.
Who are these guys?
(2) is Karl Anthony Towns. And the other one is... wait for it... Javale McGee. WHAT?!?!?!

2. Zach LaVine = Tim Duncan.
Tim Duncan may have been the most consistent NBA player ever. For the first 12+ years of his career... he'd post the same stats. Night after night. Year after year. Zach LaVine is doing that now. Even better...
He's scored... 30, 33, 34, 32 points.
He's scoring almost the exact amount every night... and he's yet to take more than 22 shots to get there. He even won a game yesterday with his defense. WHAT?!?!?!

3. It's a miracle. I'm healed!
Oft-injured and routinely babied with kid gloves, Joel Embiid currently leads the NBA in minutes played.

4. Nobody misses (Eddy) Curry
Dwight Powell, PF for Dallas has made 35 of the 45 shots he's taken this year. His PER is 38.9. His TS% is .814. Steph Curry is at .729, but it's only good for 8th. Conversely, Eddy Curry led the league in TS% (.607) 15 years ago.

5. Fitting out.
Kevin Love is shooting 32.3%. He just had his "best" shooting game yesterday... he made 4 buckets.
